Dating vs marriage jokes
Love you." So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His wife suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vows to overcome this rash desire on his own. The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket.
A few weeks later, Bill returns home absolutely ashen. " "Do you remember how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer? " "I got fired." "No, Bill I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer? The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong,why are you so down today? The man said “My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would’nt talk to me for a month”.
You are turned on at the sight of him naked When you are married …. You tell him “If we have sex, will you leave me alone??? He hugs you, when he walks by you …for no reason When you are married ….
You think to yourself….”Was he ALWAYS this hairy???? He grabs your boob any chance he gets When you are dating…..
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."A man is talking to the family doctor, "Doc, I think my wife’s going deaf." The doctor answers, "Well, here’s something you can try on her to test her hearing.
You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???
You picture the two of you together, growing old together.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. "Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years.
Bill looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
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